Sunday, July 02, 2017

Measuring a Woman's IQ by her Bra size






It's not complicated.
Breasts: Women have them, men love them — but clearly women and men don't think about them in the same way.
To you ladies, they're obviously part of your body, for better or worse. Sometimes you're proud of them, sometimes unhappy and most of you know how to use them to your advantage at least a little.


To us guys, however, your breasts are the object of something between strong interest and out-and-out obsession depending upon the guy (and the set). They make us fixate, double-take and lose our trains of thought.
They make our eye contact stray during conversation. They make us sigh involuntarily. They make us gawk. 
The thing is, most women don't realize that our borderline mania isn't very complicated: we simply like boobs — a lot. And we like them in pretty much all shapes and sizes. If you're asking "why do men like boobs," the answer is simply "because they're boobs."


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